
It is both a double standard and rank hypocrisy to criticize the "speculations" of others, making the statement that "some never learn" while glossing over and excusing the same behavior in the very leaders you hold up as bastions of "truth" such as HWA and Meredith. He went on to use this statement to promote the idea that God timed his entry into the ministry based on the number of time cycles that had occurred since Pentecost of 31AD. Thus 19 years mark off one complete time-cycle!" But the earth, the sun, and the moon come into almost exact conjunction only once in 19 years. One revolution of the earth around the sun is a solar year. One revolution of the moon around the earth is a lunar month (according to God’s sacred calendar). "God set the earth, sun, and moon in their orbits to mark off divisions of time on theĮarth. For example, in Chapter 24 of his Autobiography, he has this to say, Weston also ignores the fact that HWA also promoted and taught the idea of 19 year time cycles, and made his own claims based on those time cycles. For example, in the February 1938 Plain Truth, he declared Mussolini the "Beast" of Revelation, and in January of 1939 he further promoted this idea, saying that "MUSSOLINI UNDOUBTEDLY IS THE "BEAST" and "MUSSOLINI WILL FIGHT CHRIST!" For instance, the June 1934 edition of the Plain Truth had a chart in it where HWA labeled 1936 as the "end of the age." When that didn't happen, he simply kicked the can down the road a bit and made other predictions, and set other dates, much like Pack, Flurry, and others do today. Weston's explanation of HWA's 1975 in Prophecy booklet might be more believable if HWA hadn't already had a track record by then of making predictions and setting dates, which can be traced all the way back to early editions of the Plain Truth in the 1930s.

In light of the recent post here about Gerald Weston's whitewashing of Herbert Armstrong, Rod Meredith, and the Church of God's abysmal track record on prophecy, I thought this would be a great separate thread. If they only would follow the Great Bwana, things would be ok and they would know the correct time to flee to the godforsaken deserts of Jordan. Laodicean COG members are being led astray by these false prophets. It is okay to believe various prophetic errors.Īll other COG leaders and prophets are wrong, except the Great Bwana to Africa. It is not necessary to learn to instruct many in this age, despite the prophecies in Daniel 11:33. No one wants to sit in someone's living room and listen to two hours of the Great Bwana preach a boring sermon as he bounces in the chair and waves his arms. COG members are not drawn to him because he has no local congregations in 99.99% of the United States and elsewhere. The Geat Bwana also is really perturbed that NO ONE and I repeat NO ONE in the COG movement supports him with their money. Being comfortable with their current situation is more important than being willing to support the main Philadelphian remnant because of limited local congregations. How dare we not recognize his nightmares as direct communication from God! Bad Laodiceans! Bad!!! God is not using any prophets in the 21st century yet, despite the Apostle Peter saying God would use them in the last days.Īccording to the great Bwana, biblically illiterate church members who do not believe there should be prophets in the church are part of the problem today. What are some things that many Laodiceans decide? God has not been using dreams to communicate in the 21st century, despite the view of the old Worldwide Church of God that God would use dreams in the future and the Apostle Peter saying they would be given by God in the last days. Nothing frightens a wayward Church of God member more than being labeled a Laodicean and know in the back of the mind that the licking flames of the lake of fire are not too far behind.Īccording to the self-appointed prophet, these are the signs of wayward Laodiceans who have refused to follow him: It still frosts his self-righteous butt that 99.99% of the Churches of God ignore the Great Bwana and refuse to heed his message, as convoluted as it is.Īs the leader of the greatest Church of God in human history and the most highly educated man to ever lead a church, those that do not listen to him are labeled as the dreaded Laodiceans. Our day would not be complete without some wackadoodle comment from the Great Bwana to Africa and 299 Caucasians.


It's been a few days since we had our favorite self-appointed prophet to the Church of God featured here.
